The Cigarette Story

by Guest Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:56

The Cigarette Story
( I just quit SMOKING )

I am PETER STUYVESANT and I have two good friends,
BENSON & HEDGES.
I come from the City of MARLBORO in the SALEM high Country
& I always carry a MILD SEVEN.
One day, I was on a WHITE HORSE going to KINGSWAY at
KENT.
It was a LUCKY STRIKE as I fell in love with the daughter
of MASTER DUKE. Her name was YSL.

We were married by PERILLYS, the local Priest and checked
in at the House of DUNHILL with the room no 555.

I laid her on the bed made of GOLD LEAF, and I played with her two MATTERHORN'S.
When I poked in my ROTHMANS KING SIZE, she cried in delight.
"you are a ROUGH RIDER !!!! you're riding like a wild CAMEL.

When I asked her if she was satisfied, she just answered:
I want MORE.....then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I wanted to enter her GUDANG GARAM.
She said depan dan belakang puas.... barulah SAMPOERNA.