Woman is like Stock Market, very Unpredictable

Why I say that? You look at the similarities below:

1) Fit your requirement, but just cannot
Woman: There is this lady, fit exactly with what you want. All your friends and relatives also like her and want you to go after her. But after trying for two years, still fail. Then she got a new boyfriend.

Stock Market: There is this stock, fit exactly what you want, low PE, high growth etc. All analysts ask to buy. You bought it and for two years never go up. Then the profit start to drop and the share price start to drop.


2) Everything started well, but unexpected things happen.
Woman: There is this lady, seems to like you and you like her too. Both of you have starting went out once or twice. About to start a dating or relationship. Then unexpected things happen. Examples, she may have to be transferred to outstations/ overseas. She may change job that makes things difficult for both of you to keep in touch. Suddenly decided to go overseas to study. Suddenly another man come into the picture. Her ex boyfriend wants her back, etc.

Stock Market: This stock is really good. Very cheap and fundamental very good. Volume already started increasing. All the technical analysis shows buy signal. Price started increase. All of the sudden unexpected things happen, examples Japan earthquake, 911, government impose a special tax, etc.

3) You thought she didn't love you, but actually she did
Woman: You plan to date this lady, but after much trying, you didn't get a very strong confirmation. You thought she didn't love you. You gave up. In order to forget her fast, you cut off the relationship. After 3 months you found out that she was actually love you too. But too late. She was hurt by you or she already got a new boyfriend.

Stock Market: You bought this stock, after some quarterly results, the stocks seems to be having no growth. You thought the stock cannot grow, so you cut loss. After 3 months, the company announce a very good result. You wanted to buy back the stock, but is too late, the stock price already shot up sharply.

4) Hint
Woman: You like this lady, and you always get hints that this lady may be interested in you. The way she smile at you. Always call you. Talk good about you. Go out with you alone. You thought she must be interested in you. You confess your love to her. But she tell you she does not love you at all. She will then tell that you misunderstood her. She will say she is kind to everybody. She treat you just like good friend.

Stock Market: You know this insider, he gives you tips. You thought that tips must be accurate. You bought the shares. But end up losing money. You then ask him why. He will then tell you all the excuses, examples change of plan, unexpected things happen, etc.


As you can see, woman is like stock market, very unpredictable.

I admit that stock market is very unpredictable. But we can still overcome it to make money, by using few simple strategies such as buying fundamental stocks, buying through a period of time, diversification and be patience.

But how to overcome woman, I really got no answer. I don't know what woman want.

Author: Polite Market

women abit worst leh.....if mom chiong chances high bb might chiong....so predictable....



if women cannot predict at all [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Thats really make some sense.

Thats why max cant predict and hold tightly his girl despite he is good in stock....

Stock market can be predictable, otherwise how you know which stock to buy so that once you buy the price will go up? That's why Max make so much money, he can predict which one will chiong...

Women may not be as predictable as stock markets because they have their unique ways but basically you can still tell how she feels and what she thinks about. Its only human nature, lah. Not very difficult to read body language. Unless you are from some alien culture. If women are a bit unpredictable, that only adds to the excitement wor, doesn't it? Otherwise it will be very boring lor... day in day out, you know what she is thinking and doing...

What about men? Also very predictable and very practical, right? Always so logical in thinking, seldom thinking in emotional intelligent ways...

If you never buy flowers for years, why not just suddenly surprise her with a bouquet of flowers tomorrow to be sent anonymously? Write down something like, "from a heart broken secret admirer" and that will make her try to guess who the hell sent it to her. That will keep her scratching her head for the next few days... it won't cost very much to do this..

budgee wrote:Stock market can be predictable, otherwise how you know which stock to buy so that once you buy the price will go up? That's why Max make so much money, he can predict which one will chiong...

Women may not be as predictable as stock markets because they have their unique ways but basically you can still tell how she feels and what she thinks about. Its only human nature, lah. Not very difficult to read body language. Unless you are from some alien culture. If women are a bit unpredictable, that only adds to the excitement wor, doesn't it? Otherwise it will be very boring lor... day in day out, you know what she is thinking and doing...

What about men? Also very predictable and very practical, right? Always so logical in thinking, seldom thinking in emotional intelligent ways...

If you never buy flowers for years, why not just suddenly surprise her with a bouquet of flowers tomorrow to be sent anonymously? Write down something like, "from a heart broken secret admirer" and that will make her try to guess who the hell sent it to her. That will keep her scratching her head for the next few days... it won't cost very much to do this..

budgee is an exemplary husband shd learn fr him ...

budgee wrote:Stock market can be predictable, otherwise how you know which stock to buy so that once you buy the price will go up? That's why Max make so much money, he can predict which one will chiong...

Women may not be as predictable as stock markets because they have their unique ways but basically you can still tell how she feels and what she thinks about. Its only human nature, lah. Not very difficult to read body language. Unless you are from some alien culture. If women are a bit unpredictable, that only adds to the excitement wor, doesn't it? Otherwise it will be very boring lor... day in day out, you know what she is thinking and doing...

What about men? Also very predictable and very practical, right? Always so logical in thinking, seldom thinking in emotional intelligent ways...

If you never buy flowers for years, why not just suddenly surprise her with a bouquet of flowers tomorrow to be sent anonymously? Write down something like, "from a heart broken secret admirer" and that will make her try to guess who the hell sent it to her. That will keep her scratching her head for the next few days... it won't cost very much to do this..

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] thanks budgee.....very good idea indeed